Cravings

My god, what I wouldn't do for a cheeseburger right now. And not just any cheeseburger; no, I want a burger so big and unhealthy that I can literally feel a year of my life slipping away into oblivion. I have this glorious image in my mind of a huge, juicy burger, with melty pepperjack cheese and an unholy amount of bacon, fresh off the grill and slathered in A1 sauce, all on a golden brown, lightly-toasted sesame seed bun......[drools]

Of course, they do not have such a thing in Russia. And it is KILLING ME.